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My Goose Is Getting Fat

Posted by Josh Lane
December 14, 2007

An aside from the retrospective postings…

Much to my surprise, my goose is getting fat.

My Goose Is Getting Fat

I started yesterday by going out to buy a gallon a milk. Upon arrival at the dairy section, what seemed to be a dozen cows started a’ loudly mooing at me over a loudspeaker. I must admit, this selling tactic often works on me because I lunge at the desired dairy products in order to escape these mad cows.

But, this day was different.

I was entranced by the expiration date strewn along the top of my choice of gallons - Dec. 26th. I tried to catch my breath as the cows screamed. It’s true. My milk wouldn’t lie to me. Christmas IS right around the corner. Christmas is coming and my goose is getting fat.

Are you ready for your Holidays (the one(s) you celebrate)?

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Comment Number:: 1
Written by:: sandi@ the whistlestop cafe
Posted on:: December 15, 2007 at 1:56 am

No doubt about it… the hoho holidays are upon us.

Just last weekend Gail and John were telling us some Christmas stories about your neighborhood.

merry christmas!

Comment Number:: 2
Written by:: Earl
Posted on:: December 18, 2007 at 5:11 pm

Trying to get everything done before we travel. Hope you have a happy holiday and best to you in the new year.

Comment Number:: 3
Written by:: Kitem
Posted on:: December 19, 2007 at 1:16 pm

YES ready, and cooking a lot lately. I love your snowflakes sliding down your blog.

Comment Number:: 4
Written by:: Josh Lane
Posted on:: December 25, 2007 at 1:32 pm

Sandi > I am so happy to hear you & Bill got to hang out with Gail & John. They are great fun!!

Ah, yes.. the old neighborhood stories. I loved living in the old neighborhood. We had some great fun!!

Merry Christmas!!

Comment Number:: 5
Written by:: Josh Lane
Posted on:: December 25, 2007 at 1:36 pm

Kitem > Glad to hear you’re ready! Bet you’ve been cooking up lots of delicious treats for the Holidays. I’m happy to hear you like the snow. Thank you.

Joyeux NoÃ«l ! Nouvelle AnnÃ©e Heureuse !

Comment Number:: 6
Written by:: Josh Lane
Posted on:: December 28, 2007 at 1:33 pm

Earl > Thank you so much, Earl. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and Dianne! Been glad to see you got everything done and are enjoying your trip to Hawaii.

Happy New Year!

Comment Number:: 7
Written by:: Pearl
Posted on:: December 30, 2007 at 10:34 am

Hope you had a good holidays and happy new year.

Comment Number:: 8
Written by:: Josh Lane
Posted on:: December 31, 2007 at 1:37 pm

Pearl > Happy Holidays!! Thank you. I hope you have a great 2008!

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Comment Number:: 1
Written by:: sandi@ the whistlestop cafe
Posted on:: December 15, 2007 at 1:56 am

No doubt about it… the hoho holidays are upon us.

Just last weekend Gail and John were telling us some Christmas stories about your neighborhood.

merry christmas!

Comment Number:: 2
Written by:: Earl
Posted on:: December 18, 2007 at 5:11 pm

Trying to get everything done before we travel. Hope you have a happy holiday and best to you in the new year.

Comment Number:: 3
Written by:: Kitem
Posted on:: December 19, 2007 at 1:16 pm

YES ready, and cooking a lot lately. I love your snowflakes sliding down your blog.

Comment Number:: 4
Written by:: Josh Lane
Posted on:: December 25, 2007 at 1:32 pm

Sandi > I am so happy to hear you & Bill got to hang out with Gail & John. They are great fun!!

Ah, yes.. the old neighborhood stories. I loved living in the old neighborhood. We had some great fun!!

Merry Christmas!!

Comment Number:: 5
Written by:: Josh Lane
Posted on:: December 25, 2007 at 1:36 pm

Kitem > Glad to hear you’re ready! Bet you’ve been cooking up lots of delicious treats for the Holidays. I’m happy to hear you like the snow. Thank you.

Comment Number:: 6
Written by:: Josh Lane
Posted on:: December 28, 2007 at 1:33 pm

Earl > Thank you so much, Earl. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and Dianne! Been glad to see you got everything done and are enjoying your trip to Hawaii.

Happy New Year!

Comment Number:: 7
Written by:: Pearl
Posted on:: December 30, 2007 at 10:34 am

Hope you had a good holidays and happy new year.

Comment Number:: 8
Written by:: Josh Lane
Posted on:: December 31, 2007 at 1:37 pm

Pearl > Happy Holidays!! Thank you. I hope you have a great 2008!

My Goose Is Getting Fat

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