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UFO Watchtower


Cooper, Colorado.

So, this is what Hwy 17’s roadside signs of alien life were trying to tell me. I’d like to “Come On In,” but I’m running behind schedule at the moment. Aliens, I offer you three words of my own instead, “Come Get Me.”

UFO Highway to Fresh Produce?


Cooper, Colorado.

ET’s rule! Whether you agree with that or not, they definitely rule this stretch of Highway 17 just North of Cooper, Colorado. A series of extra-terrestrial greetings are posted along the highway. They seem to be trying to tell me something. These signs of alien life are reminiscent of the [...]

Who’s Your CrawDaddy?


Lafayette, Louisiana. Another post from a couple of weeks ago… To cap-off Mardi Gras, we headed to a local favorite, Crawfish Time, for shrimp & crawfish.
Ever since becoming enthralled in the film, Raising Arizona, it has been a great love of mine to call these sea critters, crawdads. I drop the “crawdad” reference [...]

I Believe In Chiro-prank-tic


Lafayette, Louisiana. Anyone headed to this chiropractor will certainly appreciate the good doctor’s services after either climbing the long staircase to the right or the short, steep stairs on the porch.

The stairs on the porch go straight into the ceiling (really), compliments of Dr. Chiropranktic.

Adopt Me For Christmas!


Flashback! New Mexico. Available for adoption. Discovered as seen in photo. Her name is Smidgeon. I call her Smidge, for short.

Smidge is a lively one. She plays well with dogs, cats and kids. Smidgeon has also just starting to play with her tennis ball! She only eats people food. [...]

Parking Lot Diving


Tampa, Florida. Shame, I could have used a good dive into the parking lot today.

Dog Attacks!


Arkansas. Today, I was minding my own business enjoying a cool, brisk Autumn day in the Arkansas countryside… then, it happened.
I had been standing on the side of the road, crouched over my tripod taking shoots for the “signs” project. After a while, I had become immersed in the shooting, trying various compositions and [...]

Caution Livestock in Roadway


January, 8, 2005. On a dirt road in central New Mexico…
Sign says, “Caution. Livestock in Roadway.”

Starbuck’s Grande Is More Refreshing


Rio Grande River, NM. 01/12/05. One out of all bloggers agrees…
A Starbuck’s Grande is more refreshing than a Rio Grande. I would recommend that you get the Starbuck’s Grande stirred, not shaken. Appears you can only get the Rio Grande dry and on the rocks.
Bloggers, your preference? Please post comments.

I Look Like An Idiot


Flashback!  Ozarks, Arkansas. 1:43 in the AM. It has been a long day of wrapping up another photographic shooting spree through the midwest. I’m now headed back to Atlanta. Will have to rest tonight, but expect to pull back into the homestead within a day.
I’ve been sitting here scanning maps to [...]